Work reminders #fuckyoumercury #doublefiresign #watchoutgeneralpublic
When nature takes over :(
You are so spenny but I love you #napoleonperdis
Oh fuck I got really sucked in by the ridiculously hot counterbitch and accidentally spent $150 on makeup fml
Sorry bout the face spam but my skin has never looked so good! #nofilterjustoverpricedcosmetics
Got my base done @napoleonperdis and it’s fucking flawless
My acupuncturist Magic Eric gave me a card….he is the cutest!
Flashback to 2011…..miss my big bro!!
Work selfies!! Haha @cl1n7rn
Is it a pepper grinder? Is it a sex toy? NO! It’s a fully sick wind-up torch from ikea
It’s BYO-rag-to-work-day today! Haha I don’t know why I find this so hilarious…..cute placemat!
Just found this. It’s my uber derpy happy face. It makes me laugh. Ha
The struggle is real. #firstworldproblems